15 Hilarious Golf White Elephant Gifts

If you're looking for the perfect golf white elephant gift, you're in the right place.

The ideal white elephant gift has to meet certain criteria. I don't just mean the budget set by the party host, although that's important too. I mean, it must arouse the perfect blend of reactions from party-goers when it's opened. A great white elephant, Yankee Swap, or Secret Santa gift gets a mixture of laughs, eye rolls, gasps, and you-better-not-be-laughing-at-that glares from significant others. 

It should pack an element of surprise with a complete disregard for subtlety. It should be absurd and just the right bit obnoxious. 

Lucky for you, we've identified 15 golf-themed gifts that meet these criteria. Here are the 15 best, most hilarious, golf white elephant gifts. Don't worry, we buried the most offensive gift ideas at the bottom.

Here's a gift that will help the lucky recipient enjoy the 19th hole even more. This pint glass has a Titleist ball stuck in the side. It's an awesome novelty item and it's even handcrafted in the United States. Even if whoever opens this gift doesn't drink beer, they can use it to enjoy their beverage of choice with a golfy touch.

There are so many hilarious options of this USAG (U Suck At Golf) towel to choose from. You've got the golfer who just blasted a drive off the planet, with the Coors Light-themed Fore Right text. Meanwhile, "Layups Are For Basketball" and "Slow Play Kills" are just good, cheeky, reminders to have on the golf course at all times. And how can you not love the McLovin fake ID and Shooter McGavin headline options?

You should never buy iron covers, unless they're intended to be a hilarious gift for a gift exchange, in which case you should absolutely buy iron covers. What makes these iron covers even more funny is that they take themselves way too seriously, decked out in Augusta-themed green and yellow, emblazoned with Members Only.

This pack of crappy golf balls is a genius white elephant gift. An immeasurable amount of money is spent on golf ball marketing every year, but this is probably the most honest golf ball marketing campaign on Earth. The mixture of dirty balls, old balls, orange balls and range balls makes this pack of crappy golf balls flawless, in its own way. 

Every golfer has cursed their golf ball a few dozen times. Here's their chance to put some good juju in their bag. This voodoo tee holder lets them un-curse their game, or at least think they're un-cursing their game.

Don't expect the USGA and R&A to legalize mulligans any time soon, but that shouldn't stop you from wrapping this Legalize Mulligans hat for the gift exchange. Unlike some of the other gift ideas on this list, it's funny without being absurd or obnoxious, so there's a decent chance its new owner will actually wear it to the course.

Here's a cheeky way to get a jab at all the men at the party who rely on the circle of friendship to keep their scores down. Beyond the clever clowning, this microfiber waffle towel performs great as a golf towel.

It's a great feeling when someone opens the Yankee Swap gift you brought, and rather than patiently leaving it alone, allowing others the opporutnity to steal it, they put it to use right away. If the festivities for your gift-giving occasion include adult drinks, there's a good chance whoever opens this puts it to immediate use.

Here's a six-pack that will last a lifetime. These six coozies each feature their own clever golf humor. They're designed to fit any 12oz can or bottle, and apparently they're guaranteed to shave at least three sips off your party game. Cheers to that.

The spiked hair visor is a classic prop that never fails to produce laughs. This one has several hair and hat styles to choose from, and they're all hilarious.

Here's a golf ball that golfers will be happy to drop into "the drink" for a change. This mold makes perfect golf-ball ice to put the perfect touch on the 19th hole drink, or on days when they just can't make it to the golf course. The silicone tray makes four golf ball ice cubes at a time, and is easy to fill through the funnel at the top.

Golf is frustrating, and it tends to bring out more negativity than any other game. So why not put some positivity and encouragement into someone's golf game? This handcrafted crochet golf ball delivers a kind, positive message that will keep any golfer in their happy place.

This headcover has one purpose, and one purpose only: elicit comments from playing partners on the golf course. It will also evoke some chuckles at the party the moment it's unwrapped.

Here's a not-so-polite way to let any golf partner know they're not-so-good at golf. This glove, which quite simply states "YOU SUCK" on the middle finger, checks pretty much all the boxes of the perfect white elephant gift. It's quick and crass, affordable and in the right hands, actually usable.

You've never seen golf tees quite like this before. As far as white elephant gifts go, the bikini lady golf tees hit pretty much all the criteria. Some people will be repulsed, others will think it's funny, and a few will be eagerly waiting to steal this gift.